June 2012
Anonymous asked: I am not a douche.
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May 2012
Parents: Why are you always staying inside?
Me: - goes out-
Parents: Why are you always out?
Me: Should I stay in the middle of the door so that way you won't have to complain no more if I go out or if I stay in...
Parents: Either go outside or come inside and close the door!
Why are you still single?
I hate it when people ask me this. Yeah, some people say this as a compliment, but sometimes to my ears, it’s a slap in the face. Why am I still single? I don’t know. I’m trying. I’m working on it. Stop asking.
funeralfrost:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
